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TOP FIVE FORTNITE FUNNIES

 

We’ve gone Fortnite mad here at Toxic Towers! So much so, that we’re dedicating two weeks of posts to the BIGGEST game in the world.

All aboard the babble bus – day one’s our five favourite abso-loot-ly hilarious Fortnite jokes…

 

1. How do cows start a game of Battle Royale?

They board the CATTLE bus!

 

All aboard! – Credit: CentreFamilyLiteracy, Twitter

 

2. Did you hear that the Queen’s gotten into Fortnite…?

Now it’s a Battle ROYAL!

 

One IS amused! – Credit: Know Your Meme

 

3. What do you call a defender of the ROYALE realm…?

A Fort-KNIGHT!

 

Napping knight! – Credit: 123LicenseToPaint, DeviantArt

 

4. Where do SORE LOSERS land on the Battle Royale island?

Salty Springs!

 

‘L’ fingers at the ready! – Credit: Joe Jenkins, Youtube

 

5. Which music star’s NEVER going to make it into the final circle?!

Stormzy!

 

Stormzy LOLing! – Credit: Look

 

…That’s all for today, Fortnite folks!

Click back tomorrow for more STUPENDOUS Fortnite stuff… and catch even MORE Fortnite funnies in Toxic’s special GAMING ISSUE, Toxic mag #313, out now!